Stuff About Kelsey

Hi there!

You probably found my blog because I shamelessly plugged it through all social media, but what really matters is that you’re here reading this!

Often described as a “medical mystery”, Kelsey’s condition still continues to baffle doctors around her…..


So what can I say about myself? I’m a 23-year-old who decided to get her degree in English with hopes of making people laugh as a career- so I’ll be homeless in about 2 years.

When I’m not spending my time trying to figure out how I wasn’t born during the 70’s, you will find me reading, binge-watching a tv show, quoting obscure movies to myself, and effectively avoiding human contact.

I’m a garbled up mess of a human with a self-loathing problem, a gravitation toward the melancholy, and a zest for humor. I’m melancomedic!

For bookings contact me at I do birthdays (no clowns), Viking funerals, retirement parties, baby showers, and any event that has catering. Your grandmother will (hopefully) love me.

Rated R for Rad.