Stuff About Kelsey

Hi there!

You probably found my blog because I shamelessly plugged it through all social media, but what really matters is that you’re here reading this!

So what can I say about myself? I’m a 23 year old with a degree in English with hopes of making people laugh as a career- so I’ll be homeless in about 2 years. I’m a garbled up mess of a human with a self-loathing problem, a gravitation toward the melancholy, and a zest for humor. I’m melancomedic!

I won’t write too much here because you’ll pretty much get my unique and creative essenceĀ through my blog posts.

For bookings contact me at I do birthdays, funerals, retirement parties, baby showers, and any event that has catering. Your grandmother will (hopefully) love me.